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Goyim Friends

All my goyim friends are making up their lists
And all my goyim friends get some pretty sweet gifts
Like snowboards, cell phones, paintball guns and iPods
Memberships to the last restricted golf clubs
But we, we will march on
Six-pack of socks from each of our Moms
It's oh so wrong
But we will march on

And all my goyim friends are eating up their ham
Honey-glazed, baked to perfection
With dinner rolls, gravy boats and turkey
Crème brulée, cherry pie, and fruitcake (yuck)
But we, we will march on
With General Tsao and egg foo yong
Takeout's not wrong
And we will march on

We have heard all of our goyim friends say
How lucky we are to get off each holiday
Like Tu BiSh'vat, Purim and Rosh Hashanah
Passover, Sukkot and Simchat Torah
And we, we have more stuff
From holiday fun
All the day long
While they have none
And we have marched on

We've got the day off
And another day off

See ya Monday!

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chiave_trust
Dec. 25th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
*snickers*

Nothing wrong with Chinese takeout. Myself, I prefer it. ^.^
haibane_rachan
Dec. 27th, 2005 12:30 am (UTC)
You get better (or at least more expensive) Hannukah presents, on average, than I do Christmas presents, so I do not even wanna hear it. 6 pack of socks, my ass. :oPP
brentdax
Dec. 27th, 2005 12:34 am (UTC)
I get lots of socks, ugly sweaters, and so on; I just don't mention them because they're boring.
haibane_rachan
Dec. 27th, 2005 08:41 am (UTC)
*laughs* Ah, I see. *hugs*

The funny thing is that, this Christmas, I kept thinking "I should have asked for socks," because I really need some. xP
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