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kate is the best

better than the rest

the best the best

haikus about kate:

kate's my favourite
i want to lick her ballsack
it would taste so great

i suck at driving
kate is good at everything
driving, unlike me

kate's good at haikus
i never do them: too cool
just fucking kidding

she sleeps in my bed
nothing is better than that
i snore all the time

i write iphone apps
am definitely a jew
conspiracy yay

love creamy pasta
but i hate guacamole
yes, i have problems

there is a file
currently on my desktop
xmen.jpg

have unfriendly cat
he is covered in long fur
his name is mocha

i looked on facebook
my sister is not a skank
however, camwhore

no, kate is nauseous
someone, please rescue her now
most important girl

stuffed camel on shelf
i don't know why it is there
two humps on its back

just now kate hiccuped
like everything else she does
it was the cutest

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