There are few things in the world more fun than scamming your brother without him realizing it. (I traded about an hour of outside work for unpleasant trash duty until one of us moves out.)
I'm probably the only person in the world who gardens in latex gloves. (I don't like dirt on my hands...I have to wash them to get the powder and sweat off anyway, but that's better than dirt somehow.)
Burying drip-irrigation tubing is unpleasant, but not actually boring somehow. Weird.
I hate being offline all day. Especially when my friends are online.