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In the last three days, I've nuked all three of my pairs of pants.

The first one I lost on Sunday to getting my knees dirty kneeling on gravel. This just needs to be washed. The second was on Monday--I came down on my knees wrong while playing with the little cousins and the crotch seam burst. I've tried to repair that before, and failed miserably, so those pants are lost to me. The third pair was lost tonight in the course of...ah...nocturnal activities. *eyeshift* (Also managed to nuke a pair of boxers and a shirt--but my socks survived! Muhahahaha!) This, too, can be fixed by washing.

So tomorrow I have to do a load of laundry just to have clean pants, and then I'll probably run out and buy a few more pairs.

But that's tomorrow. I'm tired tonight. Oyasumi, minna.


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Apr. 7th, 2004 12:50 am (UTC)
*blinks* That's a lot of spooge, Brent. You should learn to be more careful with it.
Apr. 7th, 2004 04:46 am (UTC)

There really is no valid response to that comment.

Well done.
Apr. 7th, 2004 08:40 am (UTC)
Not as much as you'd think...

The armrest of my chair was lowered to the level of my thigh. My pants and boxers were open but still in their normal positions, and my shirt was still on. I accidentally had my thumb right over the stream, creating the sort of effect that comes from having your thumb over a hose (namely, higher pressure in a different direction). Effect: it sprayed up and to the left, hitting pretty much everything in a roughly 12 square inch area.

*puts on Grissom's sunglasses and walks away*
Apr. 7th, 2004 10:08 am (UTC)
I stand corrected.
Apr. 7th, 2004 02:38 pm (UTC)
*grins and hugs*
Apr. 7th, 2004 07:03 am (UTC)
You sleep in your pants? Nevermind, I don't want to know. ^^;
Apr. 7th, 2004 03:53 pm (UTC)
Behold the power of pants.

(And yes, this icon is the Silly one.)
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