Brent Dax (brentdax) wrote,
Brent Dax
brentdax

  • Mood:
Born of blabbing with Liz:

GIRL:
if (
    compatibility  >= 78       #arbitrary constant
    and attraction == true
) then
    love = true
end if

while (love == true) do
    static var ctr = 0
    ctr = ctr + 1
    if (not ctr % 5) then      #wait for the fifth thought
        print "I love you"
        var response = getline()
        
        if (response == "I love you too") then
            marriage()
        else if(response == "I know") then
            compatibility = compatibility + 10
        else
            while (1) do       #infinite loop
                depression()
                selfloathing()
                selfrecrimination()
                selfdoubt()
                if (location(geeky_female) <= 10 and rand(100) == 42) then
                    love = false
                    goto GIRL
                end if
            end while
        end if
    end if
end while
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