GIRL: if ( compatibility >= 78 #arbitrary constant and attraction == true ) then love = true end if while (love == true) do static var ctr = 0 ctr = ctr + 1 if (not ctr % 5) then #wait for the fifth thought print "I love you" var response = getline() if (response == "I love you too") then marriage() else if(response == "I know") then compatibility = compatibility + 10 else while (1) do #infinite loop depression() selfloathing() selfrecrimination() selfdoubt() if (location(geeky_female) <= 10 and rand(100) == 42) then love = false goto GIRL end if end while end if end if end while
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An interesting thing just happened on Facebook chat. Lori Summers [2:29:44] Got my message ? Brent Royal-Gordon [2:33:45] I did. Lori Summers…
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This December, I will have been practicing programming seriously for ten years. That will mark the tenth anniversary of me starting to learn Perl. I…
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