User 1: "We could invade and liberate them. We're right next door. Then the Iranians could write about how happy they are on their blogs."
User 2: "Take a look at our current troop deployment. If this was a game of Risk it would be inevitable. Of course we should hurry up before Iran gets another card."
Josh L Coffin: :P Do they know nothing?! Blogs are for angst! If the Iranians were happy then we'd know it by their dead journals!
Josh L Coffin: Of course, that could mean that Iraq was quite a joyful nation...