Brent Dax (brentdax) wrote,
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Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?

Big fat fuck from North Carolina state,
He's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate,
He's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space,
Two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime.
Against gay rights, and funding for the arts,
Tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart.
Cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich,
He's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch.

Chorus x2
Why won't Jesse Helms just hurry up and die?

Fundamentalist, fuckwad, dickless prick,
He's ugly as a morlock, dumb as a brick.
He's a sack of shit, hypocrite, single-minded, fat bigot,
Punk bitch, ignorant, ass-munch sycophant.
Life long friend of the deadly cancer sticks,
Thinks AIDS is the fault of the people it inflicts.
Racist fuck who supports segregation,
Foe of the people, friend of the corporation.

Chorus x4

Uh.
Damn.
Get up, get up!

Chorus x7

Yo Jesse, you dumb-ass, racist, cracker motherfucker!
Why the fuck won't you just hurry up and die?
And take that punk-bitch Strom Thurmond with you!
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