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Fortune cookies say...

Quality counts and you've got it.  (Will someone tell Google for me?)
You will soon be the center of attention.  (Note that it doesn't specify whether that attention is good or bad.)
You or a close friend will be married within a year.  (Fat chance...)
Try something new and different.  You will like the results.  (As opposed to "new and the same"?)

And yes, I had four fortune cookies.  I <3 fortune cookies.



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Jun. 9th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
The third one is the most amusing. "You (or a close friend.. or maybe the guy in your office.. or the person down the street.. definitely someone in your town, though, I can feel it. The spirits are talking to me on this one. I'm certain of it) will be married within a year." This fortune would be much better if it read, instead: "You and a close friend will be married within a year," with the implication that it's to each other.
Jun. 9th, 2005 10:02 pm (UTC)
I have gotten a fortune cookie message that says I am very beautiful. The cookie is blind.
Jun. 9th, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
Blind like Daredevil.

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