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Lord Voldemort's Office

Do you think Voldemort has an office somewhere? Does he keep records? Are there dossiers on all of his Death Eaters? Does he keep an accounting of which offenses he's Crucioed them for and which ones are still pending? Does he keep a "to kill" list on paper, and is Harry in the #1 spot? Does he keep a room full of records describing all the atrocities his organization has committed? Does he have a librarian somewhere with a Dark Mark on his arm to organize it all?

Is there a fic in this somewhere?

Am I utterly insane for wondering about this?


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Mar. 8th, 2006 09:48 am (UTC)
Mar. 8th, 2006 01:10 pm (UTC)
I postulate that he may have had one when he was more corporeal, but he hasn't a lot of time lately to do that. So call it disused. Horcruxes are the only reason I would consider him detail-oriented.
Mar. 8th, 2006 11:31 pm (UTC)
A Dark Librarian would be awesome.
Mar. 9th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC)
"In the darkest space of night time falling, in the darkest reach, there lies a place with nightmares calling, from the fright'ning breach. And in that place of hollow terrors, midnight suns and judgement errors, there lies the man with heart so black it makes all goodness bound to crack. He keeps a desk locked up in there, dossiers lurking, spooks and snares, and ever in effigy Potter hanging with limbs a'flail and jerking. That is the realm of the man of V, and since he has more power than we, all live in constant fear 'til the time of Harry's Seventh Year."
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