The Crocodile Hunter died. I think this proves that real deaths just aren't funny. I mean, this is exactly the sort of thing a comedian would talk about—he got stabbed in the chest by a sting ray while shooting a special—and I've never even watched more than a few minutes of one of his shows, but it just doesn't make me want to laugh.

Although "Remember, remember, the sting of September" did earn a chuckle.