Tweets

09:51 @kendermouse Because it hates you, obviously. #
10:21 @kendermouse Ah, well, AT&T's loathing for Internet access knows no bounds. What about the Kenderphone? #
15:16 @Skorpychan You'll care when we invade your country. #
16:44 @drowgirl Care to share the stupid? #
18:57 @kendermouse Is this about Washington Mutual? Chase is pretty solid, they're bureaucratic but not dumb. Your money will be fine. #
20:21 Improvised Shabbat. Burned housemate's lighter. This may be the first time in five thousand years anyone's lit a joint off a Shabbat candle. #
21:47 @kuraiou See, one of the Laws is that you're not supposed to do any work with Shabbat candles. And Jews have such deep respect for the Laws. #
23:36 Just realized I haven't heard a credible, widespread complaint about Obama in months. It just might be a landslide for him. #