Just got off the phone with Grandpa. The conversation went something like this:

Him: I see you put airline miles for a conference on your Hanukkah list. Where and when do you want to fly to?
Me: ...
Him: Well, is it before July 1st or after? 'cause it's one problem if it's before, and another if it's after.
Me: ...I'll get back to you on that.

Jesus. H. Christ. Looks like I'm going to a conference after all.