Brent Dax (brentdax) wrote,
Brent Dax
brentdax
  • Mood: quixotic

How to "smoke" without a cigarette or a cold day.

Step 1: Get infected ingrown toenails.

Step 2: Get a doctor to perscribe Keflex (an antibiotic).

Step 3: Take one of those bad-tasting, evil-smelling pills, preferably without drink.

Step 4: Wait a couple minutes.

Step 5: Burp.

Step 6: Exhale.

Result: a bizarre white cloud appears in front of your mouth.
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