We aren't having kids for another year or two, but we like Kellyna Nychole, Taryn Mykah and Mykenzie Kathryn for girls.

This woman was indicted under the Flagrant Over-Use of the Letters K and Y Act of 1983.

--Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing: A Primer on Parental Cruelty

Long, but fscking hilarious...